Sunday, 18 September 2016

AN INTERVIEW WITH DYSTOPIAN FUTURE MOVIES



Dystopian Future Movies are a Post Metal trio from Nottingham, although with such diverse sounds and influences, there is no easy way to describe this band, so I thought I would ask them directly! The band have two fantastic EPs under their belt and are gearing up for a UK tour with Fvnerals starting in October and a debut full length to follow!



I chatted with Caroline Cawley, Emily Azadpour and Bill Fisher about Irish Folk music, Nottinghamshire and of course, dystopian future movies!


Photo Credit: Elmore Photography



How did the three of you come together to form Dystopian Future Movies?  

Caroline: I had been writing some basic song ideas and looking for a drummer to collaborate with when I met Bill. Emily and I had been friends for a while, she had always wanted to play bass... So with similar taste in music it made sense for us to get together.  

You have a diverse sound that takes elements of Post Metal, Atmospheric Rock and Indie, how would you describe your sound in your own words?  

Bill: Caroline describes it as detrimental’. Not detrimental to anything, just ‘detrimental’. Which somehow does make sense. 
Caroline: I think our sound is dark, atmospheric and dynamic. The melodic vocal brings a spooky element, it hooks you into the darker elements. 

Who do you consider to be your biggest music influences?  

Caroline: I heard everything from Rush and Thin Lizzy to Julie Tzuke as I toddled round my house from a very young age so I have a broad palette where influences are concerned! The delicacy and heart on sleeve nature of contemporary Irish folk music was something that made a massive impression. My dad and I would travel to see Mary Black in concert when I was 9 years old and I'd sing every wordHer interpretations of Noel Brazil’s Sparks Might Fly and Columbus have stuck with me since I was a small child. Heartbreaking and vulnerable lyrically, a wistfulness drawn out by her pure vocal. I am drawn to troubling chords, dissonance, whether in subject matter or musically. Crushingly heavy riffs were something I got into more as teenager. Memorably, hearing a track called All Is Forgiven on San Francisco band Jellyfish’s second album blew my mind wide open and showed me that intense melody can be fused with cacophonous noise to incredible effect.  
Bill: Drummers that have influenced my approach to this band would include old favourites such as Billy Cobham and Jimmy Chamberlain, and notably Hozoji Matheson-Margullis of Helms Alee, who has a really unusual approach. Caroline always frowns at straight rock beats, so I’m always looking to add something more off-kilter. Bill Ward said he tried to play like an orchestral percussionist, thinking in terms of dynamics and texture, which I try to apply to this music.  When we get to the arrangement stage in DFM, I try to keep Hounds of Love (Kate Bush album) in mind. It’s sonically very different, but the structures are often based around one pattern or riff which repeats and builds to awesome crescendos.  
Emily: That’s a tough one! I grew up in a small seaside town in Scotland where dance music was popular, along with Britpop.. It was only when I left for university that I was introduced by friends to a whole new world of other genres. Neil Young, Nirvana, My Bloody Valentine, Jeff Buckley, Pavement and the Pixies are just a few of the bands I remember coming to quite late on, hearing them for the first time and feeling an affinity with that music that I’d never felt before listening to anything else. 

DFM is based in Nottingham, what is the music and arts scene like there?  

Emily: There is a thriving independent music and art scene in Nottingham. We have some great DIY venues including the Chameleon, JT Soar and the Lofthouse in collaboration with passionate local independent promoters such as Buttonpusher, I’m Not From London, Default This and Thee Cosmic Goat. Nottingham feels like a very exciting place to be creating music at the moment and we feel lucky to be part of such a diverse yet inclusive and supportive artistic community. 

Your latest EP "NYD" is fantastic, how did you find the writing and recording process?  

Caroline: Thank you! NYD was written very quickly in one sitting. It came from a very raw place lyrically and seemed to just flow out of me that morning as I sat strumming a melody I had come up with a few days previous. It evolved an apocalyptic ending when I took it to Bill and Emily at band practice. Hopefully the emotional confusion of the song comes across in the ebb and flow.  
Bill: NYD and Nova were both recorded with Joff Spittlehouse in The Old Library [in Nottinghamshire] which has a large theatre room. This gave us great natural reverb and thus a huge drum sound.  
Emily: After recording the first four track EP ourselves, it was a new and exciting experience to work in another studio with someone else engineering. It was interesting to have the input of someonoutside of the band and discover the different ways that could influence the recording outcome.  Joff was amazingvery patient and accommodating, we really felt at home recording in his studio. 

Name some of your favourite dystopian future movies, and can you explain how they influence your music?  

DFM: La Jetee (the precursor for 12 Monkeys), Brazil, Children of Men, Blade Runner, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Dr Strangelove and Network are a few that come to mind.  Movies such as this have a sinister edge, they have a visual as well as a sonic dissonance. There is notable light and shadow and we feel that contrast is similar to our musical dynamic. People have described our music as cinematic or like a soundtrack. Maybe we will have the opportunity to work on a movie in the future. 
Bill:  It’s really the feeling that these types of film create which is similar to our sound. Darkness, epicness, claustrophobia, ‘detriment’... 

What else influences you outside of music and film?  

Caroline: Words. Patti Smith’s Just Kids came to me at a significant turning point in my life and threw some doors open for me. Having surrounded myself in other people’s art; be it film or music all of life, after reading that book I suddenly felt capable or that anything was possible and that maybe my own artistic story was just beginning. I think as I've gotten older I've realised that self expression, creativity and the self-awareness they bring are fundamental to our happiness and functionality. I am also hugely inspired by the kids I teach. My class are only 8 and come from very diverse cultural and religious backgrounds but amid the current political turmoil; the hope, enthusiasm and accepting nature of my kids is a much more positive reality to get up for every day!  
Emily: Lots of things really! Friends, teachers, films and books that I stumble upon or people recommend. I developed an interest in photography relatively recently having lived in Berlin whilst studying  a Liberal Arts course. I was introduced to analogue photography and discovered a love for the dark room and the feeling that film photography evokes. Living in Berlin was very inspiring to me because of how rich the city is in terms of culture and history. That whole experience was very influential, I met some amazing and inspiring people and rediscovered a desire to be involved in doing something creative as part of a groupThat want had lain dormant for a long time and I hadn’t realised how much it was lacking in my life. I’m so happy to have the opportunity to play bass with two of my closest friends.  

You have shows announced all over the UK, what are you looking forward to most on this tour?  

Emily: Playing some of our new songs and trying out a new set. I am really looking forward to seeing parts of the country I’ve not seen before.  Hanging with Fvnerals again, of course! 
Bill: We’ve not played many southern venues before as our previous tour was just the midlands and the north. It will be great to be touring with Fvnerals again as they are awesome people and an amazing band. You hear nightmare tour stories where bands fall out but everyone involved is really chilled and genuinely professional.  
Caroline: We both really like each other’s bands and it’s pretty exciting to see one of your favourite bands play every night and watch them evolve 

Your music is available digitally and on CD. Physical music is seeing a welcome resurgence now, what are your personal favourite formats to listen to music on?  

Caroline: As I was growing up it was tape and then I moved on to cd when I could buy music myself with pocket money. Over 15 years I collected hundreds of CDs! Because I mainly listen to music on the go now, it’s mainly digital. I do really miss the artwork and liner notes, when I can afford it, I’d love to buy my favourite albums on vinyl.  
Bill: We are going to release our first album on vinyl.  
Caroline: We have already discussed the artwork, I’d love to include the lyrics.  

What does the future hold for DFM, and what are your plans after the tour is finished?  

Bill: We have just recorded our first full length album in-house [home studio] and it is sounding massive! It is due for release on CD and vinyl early next year. We will tour and do some festivals on the back of that release, hopefully in Europe.  

With all the uncertainty in British politics right now, do you feel like a dystopia lays in our future, or are we already in a dystopia?  

Bill: The prophesies of many dystopian movies and novels have undoubtedly come true however we are still fortunate enough to be able to create art and music. May that continue. 

...And to leave on a more positive note, what would each of you describe as being your perfect day off work?  

Bill: Sitting down in a sunny beer garden. 
Caroline: Amazing live music, nice beers, great friends and laughter.  
Emily: I like to nap, daytime naps are good, and food, so those things, preferably with good friends in the sunshine near the sea and a dog or two.. 


Thank you to Dystopian Future Movies for taking the time to chat. Here are their upcoming tour dates!


Sunday, 11 September 2016

#353: RIFF FEST 2016 - LIVE IN BOLTON

Riff Fest is a FREE Metal festival taking place all day and night at The Alma Inn, Bolton. Every year the DIY festival organised by Adam Swarbrick and Jim MacGranthin gets bigger, better and more ambitious. This year saw even more Metalheads and music fans attend, with an even more impressive line-up, featuring the almighty Liverpool Doom Metal titans CONAN as headliners!


Photo Credit: Bruce Cowie

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OUTDOOR STAGE




Photo Credit: Lindsey Appleton (L.A. Photography)

The weather was beautiful and the turnout to the tiny Alma Inn was great from the start as the first band of the day Trollkraftt took the outdoor stage. This quartet play swampy Sludge Metal with a bit of a twist. Their vocalist exhibited a primal display of throat singing, turning non syllabic vocals into an extra instrument on stage. Trollkraft set the tone of the day with an incredibly loud and bass heavy sound, engineered by the talented Marios Sozos behind the mixing desk. Most of their songs were built on one of two slow pounding and churning riffs, although their second song had a faster, Punkier sound with a lead riff reminiscent of "Pretty Vacant" by the Sex Pistols. Undoubtedly the highlight of their set was an amusing stop/start song in which the band started a game of pass the parcel with the Riff Fest crowd. In a stroke of hilarity, the band had the whole crowd passing around the wrapped up mystery gift and when the riff came to a stop, some lucky Metalheads were treated to fantastic prizes such as a colouring book and a book about how to improve your golf swing! Festival curator Adam Swarbrick says that he thinks of Riff Fest as more of a giant party than a music festival, and Trollkraftt perfectly captured that tone, bringing strangers in the crowd together to share a good laugh, and some crushing Crowbar-esque riffs to boot! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Bruce Cowie

I'm going to go right out and say it... I'm not the biggest fan of the Deathcore sound. However a lot of people are, especially some of the younger Metalheads in the crowd today. After the Abduction are doing a fantastic job representing Deathcore in Manchester and are genuinely one of the most brutal bands in the local scene. The quintet have a love for massively downtuned guitars and fast riffs that often spasm out into crushing discordant breakdowns. The band were performing on a massive high after playing Bloodstock Festival and brought that fantastic momentum to Bolton today. I saw a lot of fans wearing After the Abduction shirts in the pit and the band really got the crowd sweating and moving about. After the Abduction have refined their sound to be as evil and brutal as possible, like they are trying to conjure up demons from hell below us! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Frenchie

Hogslayer were a ripping highlight at the very first Riff Fest two years ago and have come back with a vengeance, being the last band to be added to the lineup. The quartet have been a little quiet lately and have had to deal with a bit of a lineup change, but they returned to stage in style today. Hogslayer used to dress up in monstrous black facepaint, which they have now traded for black hoodies. The band have a tough, rugged sound that plays with mid tempo sludge riffs that explore odd groovy time signatures. There is certainly a small pinch of Meshuggah to their sound, with chuggy riffs and tribal influenced drums. The band are propelled by their energetic lead vocalist who moved all about the stage and even carried on screaming whilst crowdsurfing. Hogslayer are a band that put on a fun live show, but also deliver a dark and terrifying sound. 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Gareth "Benson Thrapple" Manning

Carrying on the party atmosphere was Nottingham based quartet Widows (headliners of the very first Riff Fest) who are gearing up to release their brand new album, "Oh Dear God". The band feel like they are happy with their latest line-up and new bassist and it's obvious that they are beaming with confidence. Widows perform like they have just drank ALL THE CAFFEINE, with so much energy pouring from the stage effortlessly. Musically they have that Thrashy Stoner sound nailed with plenty of groovy riffs, reminiscent of Clutch with a pinch of Motorhead too. Their new songs in particular are sounding excellent. One of my favourite things about Widows is the way they play around with the tempo of their riffs, speeding up and slowing down in a playful manner, almost like switching a vinyl between 33 and 45rpm. The icing on the cake is vocalist Adam Jolliffe who has an exquisite gravelly tone, and even whipped out a strange skull vocoder device to alter the pitch of his voice! Widows strong energy and pummeling riffs were perfectly made for the outdoor stage in the sunny weather. 9/10.
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Photo Credit: Bruce Cowie

Bury's craziest Grindcore maniacs are always a treat to see live and they tear up the stage. The band were preparing to play at a wedding, wearing smart suits, trousers and ties, and it didn't take long for vocalist Sam to split his trousers with his high energy on stage antics! Foetal Juice are gearing up for the release of their new album "Masters of Absurdity" and treated the Riff Fest crowd to some new songs that are sounding brutal as fuck. One of the best of these was "Noneckahedron", dedicated to Cannibal Corpse vocalist Corpsegrinder and his erm... Lack of a neck! Foetal Juice hit you with a relentless barrage of blastbeats, lightning fast riffs, as well as moments of discordance and vile shrieking vocals. Also considering there was a lot of Doom and Sludge on show today, they broke up the pacing of the day rather well. 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Rich Price (Rich Price Photography)

Travelling from London was this bizarre Stoner/Doom trio dressed in tie dye shirts and corpse paint! Chubby Thunderous Bad Kush Masters (no I'm not making this up...) are too hippy for the Black Metal crowd, and too extreme for the hippy crowd! So thank the lord of Rifftopia that they found pilgrimage in Bolton today! Chubby have a nostalgic sound that isn't easy to place. I could hear the uber heavy stoner riffs from the likes of Sleep, as well as some Grungey tones in the guitar and vocals. But there was also some classic rock vibes, I could hear Alice Cooper in the snarling vocals and even a bit of Deep Purple in the psychedelic tinged chunky riffs. The Chubby trio obviously don't take themselves too seriously and know how to have a fun time, and I feel that transcended to the packed out crowd today. Loud spaced out bluesy Metal jams! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Astrid Hurst

If you live in the Northwest and you support your local Metal scene then I'm sure you've heard of Boss Keloid by now. The Psychedelic Tech Sludge quartet have just played their biggest show to date in front of a packed out Bloodstock crowd, followed by a mini-tour which included a sold out London date. The local Metalheads piled into the outdoor stage area to welcome their local heroes home to their spiritual mecca which is The Alma Inn. When they performed "Lung Mountain", the opening track from their latest album "Herb Your Enthusiasm", it was earth shattering, and there were so many fans in the crowd singing along to the lyrics. The atmosphere was absolutely electric and it was one of those chills down your spine moments to see a band you've followed for ages look so triumphant on stage. As per usual, Alex Hurst's caveman-like vocals were a force to be reckoned with, bellowing across the Bolton skies. Unfortunately midway into their set, the crowd antics got a little out of control as crowdsurfing Pist frontman Dave came crashing into guitarist Paul Swarbrick, causing the sound to cut out completely! This caused a 5 minute delay as sound engineer Marios rushed to help get everything fixed. This was the only real bum note of the entire festival, and I felt bad for bassist Adam Swarbrick who had not only worked tirelessly to organise Riff Fest today, but had his own show interrupted. Fortunately, the show was soon back on the road, although some of the effects pedals wouldn't function still. Boss Keloid soldiered on through slightly fragile versions of their show stopping songs "Cone" and "Axis of Green". Through the band's sheer professionalism and dedication to their art, they still made them sound fantastic and salvaged their set, winning back the Riff Fest crowd! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Adam Robertshaw

The titans of UK Doom Metal Arnuld Scouzenegger... I mean CONAN..! were the very special headliners of Riff Fest 2016 and it was incredible to see such legends play a free show. If there is one thing I've learnt about Conan it's that they render wearing earplugs useless by playing so loud, the whole of Bolton could probably hear them! The trio were in spectacular form this evening and the Alma outdoor stage sound system was able to harness their powerful sound. Conan opened with a newer thrashier number from their latest album "Revengeance". The title track of this album was also a huge highlight, with a Hardcore/Thrash leaning kick drum heavy beat that smacked everyone in the face with its sheer force as the rain poured down so hard it threatened to tear off the canopy above! Drummer Rich Lewis battered his kit so hard it felt like a herd of Elephants were charging towards the crowd! After a few faster numbers, Conan brought the tempo down and showed us why they are the kings of epic Doom Metal, with colossal slabs of guitar from Jon Davis and Chris Fielding, punctuated by their flattening tag team vocals sounding like primal caveman marching out to battle! Conan provided a truly historic and memorable performance tonight and were an incredible way to close Riff Fest's main stage. Their performance was hypnotic, punishing and will go down as one of the very best in Riff Fest history! 9/10.
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INDOOR STAGE




Photo Credit: Bruce Cowie

Opening the indoor stage was Atragon from Edinburgh. This quartet had a raw, Punky approach and attitude in their sound, but predominantly played traditional inspired Doom Metal with an ear for melodic lead guitar parts and solos, so it was an interesting mix. The tiny indoor stage at The Alma Inn failed to keep them contained as their high energy spilled them into the crowd, with the vocalist getting a piggy back on some random dude in the crowd! "I've never sang upside down before" joked vocalist Jan Gardner. After a spectacular showcase of their original material, Atragon ended their set with an obligatory cover of GG Allin's "Bite It You Scum!" This was a totally raging finale, but I'm a bit disappointed that the vocalist didn't get naked, shit all over himself, throw chairs at the audience and then get carted off to jail... Oh well can't win 'em all! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Bruce Cowie

One of my favourite surprises of Riff Fest 2016 was Garganjua. In a similar way to headliners Conan, Garganjua deliver slow and truly epic Doom Metal riffs. However the similarities ended there as Garganjua explored gorgeous harmonised guitar melodies and lengthy songs that built into powerful crescendos. Their incredible riffs were made from really interesting chord progressions that emitted a sorrowful tone. The band truly took the Riff Fest crowd on a journey with their diverse sonic pallet. Go check out their powerful new album "A Voyage In Solitude"! 9/10.
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Photo Credit: Rich Price (Rich Price Photography)


After swapping places with Garganjua before them, the Conjurer quartet arrived with the intent of demolishing the indoor stage with their sheer brutality. The latest signings to one of the UK's finest extreme labels Holy Roar Records were an absolute force to be reckoned with. Conjurer's sound isn't so straight forward to describe, but it seems to blur the lines between Sludge, Black and Death Metal seamlessly. Like any great Holy Roar artist, they like to play with off kilter rhythms and always leave the audience guessing where they will go next. The quartet launched into a loud and noisy assault of dissonant riffs and an avalanche of angular Sludge. Guitarists Dan Nightingale and Brady Deeprose amped up the extremity with their vocal trade offs, one with a low pitched growl, the other with a high pitched shriek. Their brilliant use of contrasting vocal styles bounced off each other really well and reminded me a bit of Raging Speedhorn or Napalm Death who use a similar approach. Conjurer show a diverse range of influences with "Frail" channeling a slower Post Metal sound similar to Neurosis, whilst their finale showed a Hardcore influence with brutal screaming where bassist Andy Price joined in on the mayhem. Conjurer have proven themselves to be one of the most exciting and vital acts to tour the UK this year and the quartet throw absolutely everything into their performances. 10/10.
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Photo Credit: Gareth "Benson Thrapple" Manning

Strain are local legends at The Alma and go way back. Now they have returned with a new drummer and the band looked at home on the indoor stage. Strain have a real anger towards them as their lead vocalist struck an impression on me immediately with his raw, gravelly bark. He poured passion and got right up into the crowd's faces, screaming like a madman! Strain played a belting set of Stoner Metal with plenty of groove in the riffs and lots of powerful chugging. Their energy never let up and they even threw in a couple of Thrashy moments. Truly pummeling Metal! You would never have guessed they're the oldest band here today! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Bruce Cowie

This Sludge Metal quintet barely need an introduction in the North West scene as they seem to have built up an unstoppable momentum. The Hermits have just completed a mini-tour across the UK and performed at an all time high. In fact Boss Keloid guitarist Paul Swarbrick even stopped by to play a couple of songs with the band... Although I swore I could have seen him in the crowd too... Weird! Barbarian Hermit were one of the true highlights of last year's Riff Fest and they managed to come back with a vengeance. In fact this is was probably the most energetic and sweatiest I've ever seen them play. I think there is something about the tiny indoor Alma stage that makes bands who play there want to get out and move around to escape the claustrophobia! This band know how to deliver a powerful, bass rumbling, heavy sound that will make you deliver a load in your underwear! Standouts include their anthems "Burn the Fire" and "Widowmaker" that saw the crowd go wild and sing along. Their newer songs "No Sleep Til Buckfast" and "Del Toro" are sounding perfected too! The only shame was that they only managed to squeeze in one riff from their loving ballad to this very pub, "Alma". 9/10.
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Photo Credit: Bruce Cowie


Perhaps it was because it was the middle of the festival and I was starting to feel exhausted, but I found Enos to be an incredibly overwhelming force. The Brighton based Metalheads kicked into a Thrashy, Stoner number with massive weighty riffs behind them. They had a rawness to them and a vocal style reminiscent of Iggy Pop & The Stooges. As their set went on, Enos explored more psychedelic territory, infusing Kyuss-esque wah and fuzz into their epic compositions. A ten minute spaced out Doom jam nearly had me zoned out in a trance, but they followed it up with a much more immediate riff rocker reminiscent of Queens of the Stone Age. Perhaps Enos were sandwiched into the wrong part of the festival line-up as I honestly found it hard to concentrate at times, perhaps through my own fatigue, but they made an overwhelming impression nonetheless! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Rich Price (Rich Price Photography)

One of my favourite bands of the North West Metal scene played a blinding set to close the very first Riff Fest. They made a very welcome return today and brought a brand new line-up and a whole new direction in sound to showcase. Iron Witch are still rooted in Sludge Metal, but with a new guitarist and vocalist in the line-up, they have decided to abandon their older material in favour of their new direction from their full length debut album "A Harrowed Dawn" which has only just been released. Whilst I'm a little gutted I'll never get to hear the old Iron Witch live again, I have to say I'm very impressed with the new sound. The quintet have forged a much darker, even more miserable and agonising sound. Their new riffs have much sharper edges. Vocalist Dave Mould barked at the Riff Fest crowd like he was in agony. Both his voice and the sound of the guitars sounded like they were slowly bleeding to death. The highlight for me was their lengthy set (and album) closer "Solitude and Decay", which builds from gloomy, clean guitar into an onslaught of violent, pounding riffs. Though there were a couple of sloppy transitions, the overall force of their set was terrifying and intense! 8/10.
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Photo Credit: Rich Price (Rich Price Photography)


I'm surprised that the Alma Inn was still standing after the mammoth, noisy onslaught of Conan out in the garden, but there was still room for more chaos as Riff Fest saved one of the best bands til last! OHHMS are a psyched out Sludge quintet from Kent and like Conjurer before them are signed to the almighty Holy Roar Records (you can tell I'm a big fan right?!) OHHMS delivered a bit of a free for all of crazy and noisy Metal as a real bang to take Riff Fest 2016 out with. OHHMS play very lengthy songs that have a loose jamming feel to them. This also gives them a real unpredictability that feels like their wheels could fall off, or their amps could explode at any second! Even when the band might jam out one riff repetitively, they manage to grip their audience with a true intensity and ferocity. The band play all over the stage and outside of it, with their bassist climbing up the stairs in their apocalyptic finale. OHHMS exhibit a destructive power and free form approach to their music, making them one of the most lively and energetic bands in the UK Metal scene. Their closing set left me with ears splitting, and all of the sense knocked out of my brain! 9/10.
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Photo Credit: Adam Swarbrick

Riff Fest '16 was a roaring success and I think team indoor stage might have just won this year! A huge thanks to all the Riff Fest and Alma Inn crew, as well as all the bands of course! The whole event was incredibly well organised, with a fantastic sound and a killer line-up!
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August 27th 2016 @ The Alma Inn, Bolton. 

Thank You to these Snappers:
Lindsey Appleton (L.A. Photography)
Bruce Cowie
Astrid Hurst
Gareth "Benson Thrapple" Manning
Rich Price (Rich Price Photography)
Adam Robertshaw
Adam Swarbrick

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Monday, 29 August 2016

#352: NERVE


2016
Directed by Ariel Schulman & Henry Joost
Sci-Fi, Thriller.




Oh boy, now here is a film that had a promising concept and trailer. Nerve is basically a smartphone game similar to Pokemon Go, where you have to go out and socialise and do dares in public, filmed from your phone's camera for money, whilst people watch you online. The dares get more crazy and difficult as your progress through the game to the point where they are illegal. So yeah the concept of the film seems inspired by Pokemon Go and Impractical Jokers, only not as cute or as funny. In fact with it being set in Staten Island, I was half expecting the jokers themselves to make a cameo!

Emma Roberts and Dave Franco lead the film and are the two main daredevils. Whilst Franco is well experienced in the game already, Emma Roberts' character Venus goes from being a shy bookworm type, to a pro daredevil in the space of like one day! The whole film is completely implausible because you have to suspend your disbelief that every character in the film has a super hi quality internet connection that allows for seamless HD camera phone footage with the directing prowess of Stanley Kubrick. Every character in the film seems to have a high quality internet connection and knows how to do hacking skills. The more you watch, the more it feels like someone is smashing your brain in with a hammer. 

The film also tries to be so incredibly hip that it becomes annoying. There is a really grating Pop/RnB soundtrack that will sound dated in a few years time, truly one of the worst film soundtracks I've ever heard. Also there is SO MUCH PRODUCT PLACEMENT. It gets ridiculous, it's like every single big corporation wanted to get their logo in this film, it's really distracting.

Nerve is also devoid of any decent character development, and even the most insane dares in the film never really seem that gripping or tense. I didn't care about any of the characters and this film just annoyed the shit out of me. The film was made by the same directors as Paranormal Activity 3 and 4, and the Catfish film and TV series. Now as a positive I will say this was a more ambitious film and it looks quite good visually. Nerve never really becomes boring, it has entertainment value, but the script and plot of the film is true "leave your brain at the door" material. 5/10.

#351: STAR TREK BEYOND


2016
Directed by Justin Lin
Sci-Fi, Action.




The biggest talking point about the 3rd entry into the rebooted Star Trek film franchise is that JJ Abrams, who directed the first two films, left the directors chair (though stayed on as producer) in order to make Star Wars: The Force Awakens. His critical success of steering Star Wars back on track simply wouldn't have happened without his wonderful contributions to the Star Trek series, and the man is pretty much now the master of two of the biggest Sci-Fi franchises ever!

So how does Star Trek Beyond fare in the hands of Fast & Furious director Justin Lin? Well pretty well actually, especially considering the F&F films are utter trash! The look and feel of Star Trek Beyond really isn't that far from the previous two films. The visuals in particular look amazing, and all the characters are just as great as ever. They even carry on the tradition of using the music of The Beastie Boys, and this time the song "Sabotage" actually ends up saving the crew from a sticky situation, how awesome is that?

Star Trek Beyond isn't without its problems though. Whilst there is nothing really that wrong with the visuals (I missed the lens flare) or the characters, it just feels like another mission. The plot is quite formulaic, the characters meet up, get attacked by bad guys, get separated, then they have to unite and overcome the villains. The new villain is quite good, but certainly cannot compare to Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch's astonishing performance as Khan in the previous film. Rarely does the plot of this film seem deep or challenging. Other than having to fight the main villain, the characters don't go through too much of a heavy experience and it doesn't really have any of the dramatic weight as that wonderful scene with Spock and Kirk in the radiation chamber from Into Darkness. 

If you enjoyed the first two films in the reboot series, you'll probably enjoy Star Trek Beyond too, but it just kind of feels like an extra mission for the characters to undertake, and never really feels as bold or as exciting as the previous two films. Still, with the awful first trailer and the loss of Mr. Abrams at the helm, I certainly expected worse... 7/10.