RAMONA
The only girl of the bunch, she often gets picked on by her brothers who like to start fights with her. She often gets a little cranky because she always has to keep her claws out! Ramona is the most active cat, spending the least time in the house and always liking to explore outside. She often likes to climb on the DVD rack, knocking down her favourite films she likes to watch, including The Aristocats, Salon Kitty, Cat People and strangely Irreversible...! Ramona has a habit of biting you whilst she is snuggling which gets quite annoying. Her moodswings can be unpredictable but she is always a crazy and kooky cat!
SCOTT
The all black prince of darkness! Scott is the most handsome cat in the neighbourhood, but he lets his ego go to his head. Often when I come home from work, I open the door to find he has invited other kitties round. But over the years his addictive personality has got out of control. I've come home to find he has turned my house into a bachelor pad, ordering 14" pizzas, hookers, covered in cocaine and with used needles flung about the house! After spending a year in kitty rehab he seems to have cleaned up his act, but he is always begging for food, even if he has just been fed. Worming attempts have come up clean, proving he truly has an appetite for destruction!
WALLACE
Wallace is a true fatcat, and is officially the biggest, heaviest cat in the world. He was created in a laboratory after an experiment to crossbreed an elephant and a cat went horribly wrong. When he walks, the ground shakes. He is by far the laziest cat, barely ever going outside. He is far too affectionate that sometimes when I leave the house, he is still clinging for dear life on my trousers. His epic whiskers have been so admired that Wallace has landed himself roles in cat biopics, playing Frank Zappa and Salvador Dali! But after a year living the Hollywood high life, he came back home to lay low, away from the spotlight.
10/10 kitties for sure!
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