THE 10 MOST DISAPPOINTING ALBUMS OF 2017

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Let me explain. This isn't quite a list of the 10 worst albums of 2017, because I don't actively go out and listen to albums I suspect I know will be terrible. For example the latest Chris Brown, Linkin Park and Nickelback albums, I already knew would be awful and if I haven't enjoyed the artists previous work, I'm not going to listen to them now.

To qualify for this list, I feel like the artists either have to have made some great works in the past, or there should be some kind of expectation that these albums wouldn't completely suck. So here are my 10 biggest disappointments of 2017.

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ALBUM REVIEW: PRURIENT - RAINBOW MIRROR

PRURIENT
RAINBOW MIRROR
Profound Lore / Hospital Productions
Drone, Dark Ambient, Noise, Electronic.
Listening Format: Digital



Prurient is just one of the recording aliases of US Noise artist Dominick Fernow. Over the past 15 years the man has put out a labyrinthine discography touching upon Noise, Power Electronics, Death Industrial, Techno, Industrial and Dark Ambient. But the one thing they mostly have in common is that Fernow's music is nails hard, aggressive, in your face and loud. His live performances often culminate in walls of suffocating harsh noise, whilst he stumbles about the stage screaming his lungs out. Prurient's own discography can roughly be navigated in two different ways. There are the self-released noise tapes that crop up frequently through his own label Hospital Productions, often his rawest and shortest in length releases. Then there are his projects on other labels such as Profound Lore, Cold Spring and Hydra Head, which tend to have a slightly higher production value and artistic scope, usually following some sort of concept. His 2015 double album 'Frozen Niagara Falls' brought a lot of attention and critical praise to Prurient. At the time this was considered to be one of the most ambitious projects attempted within the Power Electronics realm, which tends to favour shorter length releases. Little did we know Fernow had even more ambitious ideas in mind...

'Rainbow Mirror' spans 4 CDs or 7 LPs or 3 hours and 20 minutes of new music. It's safe to say that alone would test the patience of even the most hardened music fans, let alone fans of extreme underground art. Before anyone had even heard a second of this album, fans and critics were already left bemused, with one publication even claiming the album was "too long" before even hearing any of the material. Perhaps Fernow is looking to axe the stereotype that Power Electronics is only suited to short, chaotic bursts. Or perhaps it is because the 3+ hour 'Rainbow Mirror' opus isn't really Power Electronics at all. The album is made of 15 tracks or movements averaging 10 minutes in length. The press release I got for this album described it as "Doom Electronics". I'm not sure whether this was conjured by the label, the press agent or Fernow himself, but it totally hit the nail on the head. All of the pieces here are long, minimalist, sparse, bleak and very melancholic driftworks built on slow tempo pulsing electronics, lonely synths, iced with brittle layers of noise gradually seeping in. The end results have much more in common with Drone or Ambient music than Noise or Power Electronics, and should be approached by the listener as such.

If we take just disc 1 alone, over the 4 tracks here, the first two movements are the most subtle, reminiscent of Dark Ambient musician Lustmord, with the icy, alien atmospheres that made up Autechre's 'Amber' album. 'Barefoot God' and 'Walking On Dehydrated Coral' are incredibly sparse and build ever so slowly, working into a very gradual crescendo with finales approaching something noisier and more intense. These pieces of music are built on a simple, haunting and sad repeated melody that hypnotises the listener as they loop and repeat. By the time Disc 1 reaches it's climax on massive highlight 'Chaos - Sex' we have certainly reached much noisier and abrasive textures like seasoned Prurient fans would want. Except, this time around Fernow isn't interested in shocking your body or mutilating your ears with harsh, visceral blasts of noise. Here Prurient uses noise to enhance the atmosphere and intensity of these long pieces of music. Even when 'Rainbow Mirror' reaches its loudest peaks, it always remains a very solemn and downbeat journey. It is also important to note that this entire disc is entirely instrumental. In fact I only remember hearing vocals on one track across the entire project, 'Naturecum', and even these vocals were more like whispers or murmurs as opposed to his violent screams of previous releases.

The biggest talking point to address though... Is it too long? Did this album need to be over 3 hours long? Sure it demands a lot of patience and you will need to set aside a lot of spare time if you want to tackle this in one sitting, but the run time is justified. I got an advance on this album and in the space of two weeks I was more than happy to listen to the entire opus twice through. I then went back and just listened to Disc 1 a further two times. The length is justified because this project is so rewarding. What Fernow has achieved perhaps more than ever is that he has put so much emotion and raw feeling into these pieces. The addition of slightly more melody and distinct chords is a welcome addition that does wonders to enhance the mood of his music. This is a very sad and ghostly album that even has a few hummable chord phrases tucked away within it. If you take out the running time, 'Rainbow Mirror' is one of his most restrained works to date. It doesn't have that "shock factor" to it. And yet in complete juxtaposition, it is an extreme and hard going work because it so challenging, so moving and so lengthy. Prurient is making extreme and boundary pushing music still, just his methods of doing so having completely changed.

'Rainbow Mirror' is a true opus that doesn't need to be rushed or listened to in one sitting. The way the 4 discs have been broken down is very suitable and each disc feels like it's own album, each with a logical beginning, middle and end. Fernow is a very prolific musician, always writing and recording music, a lot of which is built on improv, documenting a mood probably based on what he is feeling as a musician at the time. But even though he puts out a lot of recordings very frequently, the overall quality of the end result has not been hampered. 'Rainbow Mirror' speaks as one of the most personal and heartfelt journies Fernow has ever expressed. Not only is it his masterpiece, but it stands as a late-coming album of the year contender. 9/10.

ALBUM REVIEW: MARK KOZELEK - MARK KOZELEK WITH BEN BOYE & JIM WHITE

MARK KOZELEK
MARK KOZELEK WITH BEN BOYE & JIM WHITE
Caldo Verde / Rough Trade
Folk, Jazz Rock, Spoken Word, Slowcore.
Listening Format: CD



YOU'VE GOTTA BE FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!!!!!

If you happen to be one of the two people who regularly reads Frenchie's Reviews, you'll know that I've already written in depth thoughts on the previous THREE Mark Kozelek albums released in 2017 (here is the proof), and God dammit here comes another one! That's right, this is the 4th studio album that Mark Kozelek has released this year, and the second of which is a double album. So that is 6 CDs of new music in one year with a total running time of about 4.5 hours! HOLY SHIT!

So I'm gonna do something a little different this time around. Let's play the Mark Kozelek drinking game! Every time Mark talks about any of the following*, you take a shot**:

- Mark mentions Caroline.
- Mark mentions a dead relative or pet.
- Mark name checks a famous person he has met.
- Mark mentions a show he has been watching on HBO.
- Mark mentions his age.
- Mark mentions the date and/or time.

But if I have to be serious, even though I've already had to endure (and I mean ENDURE) 4 hours of Mark Kozelek rambling already this year, I surprisingly happened to enjoy this album more than any of his prior 2017 works. As you can imagine, because Mark is putting out vast quantities of music in such a short time span, his albums have become very messy, sporadic and repeated a lot of ideas, and in some ways that is still true here. The main difference comes from his collaborative partners, Ben Boye and Jim White (who played drums in The Dirty Three). These guys are seriously talented musicians. This double album leans to more of a Jazz Rock sound, whilst still taking in Folk elements that Mark Kozelek usually revels in. Mark really rises to the challenge of telling improvised stories, ramblings and spoken word over these long off-kilter jazzy dirges. It actually makes so much sense that I wonder why his prior works in this new Spoken Word (or Folk Rap as some have dubbed it) haven't gone for a more jazzy approach before now. The three performers bounce off each other really well. Yes Mark repeats topics he has already gone over before, but he also freshens the pot. Songs about his cat, Donald Trump bashings, the death of Chris Cornell, a recalling of a dream where he spoke to Elliott Smith's ghost, and even a song about the Ariana Grande Manchester Arena terrorist attack (which happened in my hometown).

If you haven't liked any of Mark Kozelek's many recent albums of Spoken Word, then this one isn't exactly going to win you over, but musically and lyrically it is easily the most captivating of his 2017 works, and one of the overall best things he has done since his masterpiece 'Benji'. 8/10

*I can't be fuckin' assed to count... The lyric sheet is like unfolding a road map!
** I do not actually endorse this drinking game, it will most likely kill you before disc 2 is finished!

ALBUM REVIEW: AMENRA - MASS VI

AMENRA
MASS VI
Neurot Recordings
Sludge Metal, Post-Metal.
Listening Format: Digital



I saw Belgian Sludge Metal masters Amenra live at Damnation Festival a couple of years ago and it still remains one of the most emotionally charged performances I've ever witnessed. Amenra tend to stand out from a lot of their genre peers by pouring absolutely everything into their music. Previous album 'Mass V' at the time of release was their greatest to date. It felt like the album they had always been building towards. Not only is their dynamic take on Sludge and Post Metal much more refreshing than many of their peers, but listening to that album and seeing it performed live actually DRAINED me. Their music is built on so much tension, agony and intensity that it feels like enduring the most rigorous therapy session. You want to lay down and have a nap after listening to this band.

It's safe to say that there was a huge amount of hype for 'Mass VI', falling five years since their previous full length. Between this time Amenra have still been fairly active as a band, releasing a live album as well as doing something a bit different by recording acoustic songs. Outside of this, vocalist Colin H Van Eeckhout released a solo record, plus him and other band members also made some fantastic releases with their Church of Ra offshoot bands Oathbreaker, Wiegedood and Absent In Body. The Belgian collective of bands seem to be looking to take over the Extreme Metal scene, with a string of highly acclaimed projects.

Running at just over 40 minutes in total, Amenra return with an album fairly reminiscent of their masterpiece 'Mass V'. The production is a little bit more polished. In particular CHVE's vocals have really improved. He implements less spoken word and more clean singing than ever before, with a hushed voice reminiscent of Kayo Dot's Toby Driver. Of course his high pitched screams and wails are just as aggressive and visceral as ever. Clearly CHVE has made more of a focus on improving his singing voice and the overall diversity of his vocals has reached an all time high. It works especially well on album highlight 'A Solitary Reign' where his vocals have been multi-tracked combining ferocious screams and haunting clean singing of the repeated mantra "There is a distance in your eyes".

But when it comes to the rest of the band, it actually feels like Amenra are playing things a little safe here. Amenra know what kind of chords, tempos and song dynamics work for them, and 6th time around it feels a little too familiar, like I've heard it all before. Even the most passionate Amenra fan can probably admit that the riffs in 'Children of the Eye' and 'Plus Pres de Toi' have basically been used before. The album's worst track 'Spijt' feels very much like Amenra on autopilot, like they started a song and forgot to finish it, so just threw in a 2 minute snippet and left it like that. It barely even works as an interlude to break up the album, it's just a real headscratcher. Album closer 'Diaken' also left me on a cold note. At the end of it's 11 minute duration it just kind of ends, without a satisfying conclusion. A little underwhelming considering 'Mass V' had one hell of an emotional climax.

And there lays the biggest problem with 'Mass VI'... I personally just don't feel an emotional connection with most of these songs. Even though all the right ingredients have gone into the oven, this just feels all too familiar. Even though CHVE is yelling from the bottom of his heart on this album, with another highly dynamic, tour-de-force vocal performance, I'm left feeling a cold void. 'Mass V' and parts of their previous albums hit me really hard. I'd be banging my head along, clenching my fist in their air and especially with 'Mass V', I often end up playing the album straight away again once it has finished. The best cut here is 'A Solitary Reign' which I feel lived up to what I was hoping for from this album. Even Amenra mix things up a bit with a folky guitar arpeggio leading the track, but ultimately it comes to the same conclusion as many Amenra songs. I guess maybe I've been spoilt by Oathbreaker's 2016 masterpiece 'Rheia' (also featuring guitarist Lennart Bossu). Even though I thought Oathbreaker's first two records were great, 'Rheia' was a massive step up, improving the band's sound in almost every aspect, delivering a much more ambitious release than anything they have done before. In a way I was adamant that 'Mass VI' would be an even bigger beast than anything the band had done before it. When actually it not only feels like the band are holding back a little, but struggling to say anything they haven't already expressed. The guitar riffs, the ebbs and flows, and the vocal phrasings are just far too reminiscent and predictable... And I'm just not FEELING that weight, that sorrow, that anguish...

Sure I did enjoy this record, I mean it's freakin' AMENRA! A band I think every fan of Extreme Metal or even Post Rock should have on their radar, but 'Mass VI' also feels like a bit of a missed opportunity too. Even Amenra on autopilot is still pretty darn good though, so hopefully it will work for you! 7/10.

ALBUM REVIEW: TAYLOR SWIFT - REPUTATION

TAYLOR SWIFT
REPUTATION
Big Machine Records
Synth Pop, R&B, Trap.
Listening Format: CD



I'm not even going to lie, Taylor Swift's '1989' is one of my favourite and most spinned albums of this decade. Certainly the best Pop album I've heard (or been made to tolerate). Even Ryan Adams covered the entire album, so I guess it really struck a chord with people even outside the target audience. But that said, I've never really enjoyed any of Taylor Swift's prior releases (although 'Red' certainly sewed the blueprints for '1989'). Still, I've actually looked forward to hearing how she could possibly follow it up. Numerous controversial news stories didn't really put me off as I'm more interested in her music than her. 

Well... I'm now convinced that '1989' was merely a one off gem. This is just flat out bad. I liked opening track and single '...Ready For It?' The bubblegum Pop chorus definitely recaptured those '1989' vibes, but other single 'Look What You Made Me Do' is just too annoying and throwaway for me. Have we really reached a point where artists need to blatantly rip off Right Said Fred in 2017 Pop music, I mean c'mon! 

Really when it comes to analysing 'Reputation' it's actually worth talking more about producer, songwriter and collaborator Max Martin rather than Taylor Swift herself. Not a lot has really changed in terms of Taylor's voice, lyrical style and performance, but it is Max Martin's songwriting and production that really falters this album. There was absolutely no doubt in my mind that 'Reputation' would be full of Trap beats, and they have been implemented in the most predictable, cliche and lazy way possible. They are just there for the sake of being there. What is an even worse offender is that this album is littered with wobbling Dubstep breakdowns... I mean seriously? This would have been old hat in 2012, let alone 2017. It just makes the album sound incredibly dated and creatively stagnated. There is far less of that dreamy vibe that made songs like 'Blank Space' and 'Clean' such winners, and the all out Pop bangers don't bang as hard because they are dripping with stock ideas and sounds.

I genuinely feel like Max Martin has given his best productions and ideas to Katy Perry's 'Witness' and Lana Del Rey's 'Lust For Life' this year, and Taylor Swift has been given the scraps. I listened to Katy Perry's 'Witness' album it is genuinely a good, catchy, well written Pop album with very similar blueprints to 'Reputation', just better realised. And yet 'Witness' has been a bit of a flop in terms of sales, popularity and critical praise. Lana Del Rey's 'Lust For Life' dabbled into Trap and R&B sounds, but actually carried it off rather well (especially for an artist who doesn't necessarily need to be singing over Trap beats). 'Reputation' is just a lowest common denominator Pop album that lacks any real spark or creative juice. It genuinely has tried to go for a slightly darker, edgier and more adult sound, but with so much unoriginality and predictability, it just falls flat on its face. Every track sounds like it was concocted by a marketing team. Ultimately it does very little to enhance the reputation of Taylor Swift or Max Martin. 4/10.